Tuesday, October 9, 2018

S.O.S. Episode Ten



*Day 18*

Hero: Cid, how is your time at Exile Island?

Cid: Well.....


*Photo Was From Day 17*

Cid: While I was at Exile Island, some lightning came down and hit me causing me to die again. Fortunately, the Grim Reaper came to resurrect me.

Hero: David, you and Robin came from the minority tribe. Would it be easy for the Taimei Maru tribe to pick you off?


*Photo Was From Day 13*

David: Me and Robin discussed that right after we merged. It would be easy for the Taimei Maru to pagong the Asama Maru tribe so we try to find a crack.

Hero: Robin, is there a crack within the Taimei Maru tribe?


*Photo Was From Day 17* 

Robin: Anthony and Beckah got into a huge fight after the immunity challenge. I believe they want to vote each other out.

Hero: Anthony, what happened during the fight?

Anthony: I told her.....that she was.....stupid and....weird. She.....tried to deny that.....but she went on to......insult me in the process.

Hero: Beckah, what is your statement on that?

Beckah: All that I can state that I do feel offended after Anthony said those things but my comments about him were more or less innocently insensitive. I didn't mean to insult him.

Anthony: Lies.....


Cid: Hero, can we cast our votes now?

Hero: No! Anthony and Beckah are about to have a fight and I need some sort of entertainment as I have been in prison when I am not doing tribal council nor challenges.

The Camerawoman: Actually, we need to cast the votes now. This episode is running late and we need to finish it ASAP.

Hero: F*** you! You would been dead if it weren't for the situation I was in.

The Camerawoman: Like as if some edgy failure would try to kill me.

Hero: What did you say?

The Camerawoman: Anyway, Cid, you are up first.


Cid: I vote for _____ because I think they've had enough sun and surf.


I vote for _____ because you are a strong competitor.


Anthony: I vote for... _____ because... she is... insane... and she tried to... get me out and stuff. Yeah.... and she... doesn’t have an idol... this time!


Robin: Because you're feeling the least comfortable here


I'm voting for ______ because he seems to be the biggest threat to me right now


Hero: Let me go ahead and count the votes.

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Hero: If anybody has the idol and they want to play it, now will be the time to do so. Today is the last day you can play your idol.

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Robin: Playing this for myself.


Hero: Any votes casted against Robin will not count. I'll....

?????: Wait!

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Cid: I'm playing this idol for myself as well.

Hero: Um, you do realize the problem with doing that?

Cid: Um, no!

Hero: Really?

Cid: What sort of problem is there?

Hero: YOU ALREADY WON IMMUNITY SO YOU CAN'T PLAY THIS IDOL FOR YOURSELF.

Cid: Oh.......

Hero: UGH, DO YOU WANT TO F***ING DIE OR SOMETHING?

Cid: I already experienced death. I will just come back from the dead again.

Hero: Ugh, Cid, what do you want to do now with your idol?

Cid: I guess I will play it for David then.


Hero: Anyway, any votes casted against Robin and David will not count. This means Beckah and Anthony are the only ones up for elimination. Fortunately, they are the only ones to received votes tonight. By a vote of 3-2...

The Camerawoman: Wait, what about the votes?

Hero: You took time away from a potential fight, I won't read the votes. Anyway, back to what I was saying, by a vote of 3-2, the person who has been voted out is.......

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Hero: ANTHONY!

Anthony: Ugh, I have....to deal with.....stupid little bugs.....and a lack of food.....for 18 f***ing days....and I didn't win....any prize money. I.....should have....never applied for.....this show in.....the first place. I....rather be at home.....playing video games.....than doing this s***.....had I known that....I would not win.

Hero: Anthony, the tribe has spoken.


Hero: It is time for you to go! 

Anthony: Yeah, time for me.....to go to......the f***ing losers lodge.


Monday, September 10, 2018

SOS Episode Nine


*Day 15*

Robin: Are you the chicken David was talking about?

Goliath: My name is Goliath. Who the f*** are you?

Robin: My name is Robin.

Goliath: I heard about you. You are the outdoorsy person therefore I feel like you might kill me for food.

Robin: Goliath, I-

Goliath: Too bad that there is a f***ing law against it.


Robin: When was that law passed?

Goliath: About a hour ago! Now, please, go and f*** yourself.

Robin: You should watch your manners.

Goliath: Well, f*** manners.

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*Day 16*

Anthony: Hey David! Do......you want to.....hear a funny story?

David: Um, sure! Why not?

Anthony: Well, yesterday, Beckah....was doing some....funny things.


*18 hours ago*

Beckah: Oh Douglass, you are looking hot today. You're so delicious that I could eat you right now.


David: That's a bit unusual. Perhaps she is going through the five stages of grief right now after what happened yesterday.

Taiha: And totally stealing a sub-plot that I had in the process.

Anthony: What is...that voice?

David: It sounded like Taiha from the Mole.

Anthony: But this is....not the Mole....and Taiha is....busy participating in....the Mole All-Stars. Are...you stupid enough....to not know that?

Taiha: I have gained the power of telepathy. That is why I am speaking to you now! Now, goodbye and meow to you all.

David: Anyway, what she is doing is going through the denial phrase. She will go through anger phrase next and then after that, she will go through the bargaining phrase.


*two minutes ago*

Beckah: Oh, island gods, please let me have Douglass. I will do anything to have him back.


Beckah: Here, I will sacrifice my clothes. Isn't that enough?


Anthony: Yeah, next comes...the depression phrase....and finally the.....acceptance phrase. You....don't need to...tell me that.

Indigo: It must be tough for her. I'm just glad that me and Shayne didn't break-up.

David: Guys, can you please not talk to us telepathically?

Anthony: Yeah, it is....getting really...annoying.

David: Plus, telepathy and other supernatural things doesn't really exist in the Mole universe.

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*Day 17*

Cid: Yeah, today is the challenge. I am better get ready.


The Grim Reaper: Hold on. Before you go, I have something to tell you.

Cid: What is it?

The Grim Reaper: The next time that you die, I won't resurrect this unless you sing this.

Cid: Oh boy!


*Watch this video before continuing*


Cid: Just for the record, why did you have me sing that song?

The Grim Reaper: Because of this post

Cid: You know I can't click on the link from here!

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Hero: Come on in....wait, why is Beckah without clothes?


Beckah: Do I care anymore? I am going to go now. Bye!


Beckah: See you all in the afterlife! I don't care anymore.


Hero: Somebody, go after her.


*A few hours later*

Hero: Okay, Beckah, I hope you are alright right now. 

Beckah: Yeah, I kinda accepted what went on between me and Douglass.

Hero: As for your clothing, you ended up dumping it all into the ocean and production can only find your swimsuit so you have to deal with wearing your swimsuit throughout the rest of the season.


Hero: Anyway, for the immunity challenge, we are going to play a game of Telephone Pictionary. If you do not how to play, click on this link.

Anthony: We can't.....click on that.

Hero: Which is why I am going to hand you guys the printed pages of that link.

*After Hero passes the pages*

Hero: Anyway, this is the order we will do the telephone pictionary game.

1. Hero (Phrase)
2. A Professional Artist (Drawing)
3. Turner (Phrase)
4. Cid (Drawing)
5. Kitty (Phrase)
6. Anthony (Drawing)
7. Patty (Phrase)
8. Beckah (Drawing)
9. Twiddle (Phrase)
10. Robin (Drawing)
11. Lala (Phrase)
12. David (Drawing)

David: Wait, who is Turner, Kitty, Patty, Twiddle, and Lala?

Hero: There is some random strangers on the street. Anyway, after we are done drawing the pictures and we show them all, the professional artist will decide which drawing is the most accurate drawing and which drawing is the least accurate drawing. Those two people will go into a tie-breaker round. The winner of that tie-breaker round will win immunity and have a guaranteed one in four shot at winning this game.

Also, the winner of this week's immunity challenge will go to Exile Island for one day and they will return before tribal council. Since Beckah played an idol the last time she played, a new idol has been hidden. 

Cid, you are up first.


*After everyone was done drawing*

Hero: Okay, David, the drawing is done. Please head back to your seat.


Hero: Okay, we shall show our phrases and drawings to everybody. We shall show them in order of when we did the drawing and phrasing part of the challenge. This means that I go first, the professional artist goes second, Turner goes third, Cid goes fourth, etc. My phrase is....

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"A shy female high school student with blue hair goes to school wearing a bikini in which she is extremely embarrassed by doing that."

Now, this is the professional artist's drawing of that phrase.

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Now, that drawing is done, Turner will come out and tell us his phrase.


*After everybody is done showing stuff*

Note: If you want to know everybody else's drawings and phrases, click here!

Hero: Okay, the professional artist was watching all five you showing off your extremely inaccurate drawings via a hidden camera. He ended up d***ing with faint praise as he made a decision on which drawing is the most accurate and which drawing is the least accurate drawing. The most accurate drawing goes to......

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Hero: Beckah!

Beckah: Oh yay! Just for curiosity, why is my drawing so accurate?

Hero: Because your drawing can be slightly justified by having it take place in a high school with humans. As for the least accurate drawing, it goes to...

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Hero: Cid!

Cid: Oh wow! Well, I kinda did start all these inaccurate drawings, so maybe that is the reason.


Hero: Now, as for the tie-breaker question, the answer will be a number. The person with the closest correct answer will win. The question is this...

Fill In The Blank: Today on 8/4/2017, a production member named Jake have deleted __ e-mails on my e-mail account today.

Cid: 55

Beckah: 72

Hero: The correct answer is.....

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Hero: 33!


Hero: Congrats Cid! You won immunity.


Hero: Cid, please head to Exile Island. The rest of you all will go back to camp. See you all at tribal council tomorrow.

*Stay tuned to find out what happens next*

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